The girl from Ipanema
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We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.
John C. Moffi (via ingxniously)
Conversation I heard in Starbucks
- *A guy and a girl walk in and order their coffee. They sit across from each other and just start talking. The guy asks her if she'd like to go out with him. She politely turns him down and says she's not interested. The guy begins to rant about how "nice guys finish last"*
- Guy: I've known you since freshman year! I've been there during all your break ups with jerks and you treat me like this?
- Girl: So just because you're there for me, I should date you? Is that what you're saying?
- Guy: I'm just saying you should give me a chance.
- Girl: Listen, I just don't like you in that way. I'm not looking for a relationship and I want us to be friends, and nothing more. I'm sorry, I just want to stay where we are right now.
- Guy: Why don't you like me? It's because I'm not an asshole, huh?
- Girl: You gotta be fucking kidding me. You seriously think I go for guys who treat me like garbage? I go for guys who I like, guys who don't play the "nice guys finish last" card.
- Guy: I'm just saying what needs to be said. You don't appreciate all the things that I've done for you.
- Girl: Oh yeah? Like what?
- Guy: There was that one time I got you some pads when you were on your...you know....
- Girl: OH, SO BECAUSE YOU HELPED ME PREVENT MY PANTIES FROM LOOKING LIKE SOMETHING THAT CLEANED UP A MURDER SCENE, I SHOULD TOTALLY FUCK YOU, RIGHT?
- Guy: Please, just lower your voice, you're causing a scene-.
- Girl: NO, LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE A FUCKWAD THAT THINKS I SHOULD RIDE YOUR DICK JUST BECAUSE YOU TREAT ME LIKE A HUMAN.
- Girl: I don't owe you ANYTHING. I'm grateful for the things you've done for me, but it's hard to remain grateful when you act like an inconsiderate jerk like you're doing right now.
- Girl: Do me a favor and get your head out of your ass, it's not a hat. Stick to a fedora like all the other "friend-zoned" guys out there.
- *the whole cafe sits in silence*
- *barista starts clapping*
Anonymous asked:
Hey Phin:) I absolutly love the blog! I became a fan back in May and I really connect with the music and with Kurt. But, when I came home for summer (I'm a 15 year old girl by the way.) my parents teased me about it and told me that the music is dark and that Kurt is just a heroine addict who blew his brains out and left his wife and children. They even confiscated my copy of Journals. Do you have any ideas on what I could tell or show them to change their minds?
phineas4cobain answered:
they took away your book? oh please.
I take it that you are away at school. just keep your stuff there. I have no idea why parents do these things. all they DO is make kids secretive, and not want to talk with them about things.
kurt is much more than a ‘junkie who blew his brains out”.
tell them you like his music, but ” of course he was wrong to have killed himself”
doubt this makes any difference at all….with them.
kurt was an addict, depressed/bipolar, and in extreme pain from the stomach and back. all true
but he was also very smart, talented as a lyricist, poet, painter, sculptor.
he was a good friend to people, he was kind to his fans.
stay a fan dear. read your books at school….and I feel sorry for your parents.
thanks all the best,
phineas4cobain
Hampshire - Kurt And Courtney
please don’t forget that you are the only one who still can truly make me happy, even if you didn’t try
you are my girl and my best friend and i wouldn’t have it any other way
Anonymous asked:
Did kurt help a girl who was being groped in the audience or something? Is there a video?
phineas4cobain answered: